Sweet barbequed Jesus on a wheat bun its been awhile. I'm updating my profile cuz' I'm looking for work soon and I need the publicity that the internet provides. So it is my fervent hope that the great legions of unwashed nerds will see my gallery and be all "Holy shit this chick is off da hook!" and throw fist fulls of pork scented cash at me.

Yes, thats my beautiful, beautiful dream....


...seriously......


.......shut up, I got needs.